Joke (aging)

["Narayan Swaminathan" <nswaminathan@socal.rr.com>]

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. 

'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old. You always feel like 
you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing 
comes out!' 

'Ah, that's nothin',' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you can't 
even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all 
day and nothin' comes out!' 

'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.' 

'Do you have trouble peeing too?' asked the 60-year-old. 
'No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a 
flat rock, no problem at all.' 
'Do you have trouble crapping?' 
'No, I crap every morning at 6:30.'

'With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, 'Let me get this straight. 
You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so 
tough about being 80?' 

'I don't wake up until 7:00.'